There is an argument here – just hear me out.

Now I’m not one to stir up trouble, but as far as I can see, the Celtic nations have been firming it on the Atlantic weather front for the last few thousand years allowing South East England to have nice summers featuring cricket matches which (sometimes) last five days. And still they moan about the bad weather.

I now live in London (for my sins) and I turn out the odd time for the local cricket team, not that I’ve had much practice coming from where I’m from and not having gone to the right school.

Reparations?